Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Keeping My Word!!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
NOTHINGS
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Cribbing 2
And for the one who is planning to write, do not wait for a subject to come by. Just pen down wot your heart wants you to. You will do good; Coz ur heart says so. I think the drugs are taking a toll on me, cant thing abt a thing straight.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wives!
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America because he would have had to answer all of the following:
· Where are you going?
· With whom?
· Why?
· How are you going?
· To discover what?
· Why only you?
· What do I do, when you are not here?
· Can I come with you ?
· Coming back when?
· Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
· Mere liye kya laoge?
· It seems you deliberately made this ....
· Don’t lie....
· Why r u making such programs?
· You seem to be making a lot of such programs...
· Answer me..Why?
· I want to go to my parents place...
· I want you to come and drop me...
· I will never come back....
· Why are u not stopping me....
· I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker?
· You always do like this.....
· Last time also u did like this....
· Now a day’s u always seem to do like this.... [I loved this one]
· I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered...
This is sooo Me!!
Sunday, September 13, 2009
राजा शिवछत्रपती - Star Pravah ( Raja Shiv Chaatrapati) Lyrics Title Song
Write to me for the audio.
CORONATION Lyrics
इन्द्र जीमी जंभपर, वाढव सुअंभ पर, रावण सदंभ पर, रघुकुल राज हैं। पौन बारी बाह पर, संतु रतीनाह पर , ज्यो सहस्त्रबार पर, राम द्वीजराज हैं. हृदयात माउली रयतेस साउली, गड़ कोट राउळी शिवशंकर हा. मुक्तीची मंत्रणा युक्तिची यंत्रणा, गड दुष्ट दुर्जना खलयंतर हा. संतास रक्षितो शत्रुंसी खंदतो, भावंड भावना संस्थापितो. नैसा युगे युगे स्मरणीय सर्वदा, माता पिता सखा शिवभुपतो. दावा द्रुमदंड पर, चीता मृगझुंड पर, भूषण बितुंड पर, जैसे मृगराज हैं। तेज तम अंस पर, कान्हा जीमी कंस पर, त्यों मलेछ वंस पर, शेर शिवराज हैं. जय भवानी, जय भवानी जय शिवाजी, जय शिवाजी जय भवानी, जय भवानी जय शिवाजी, जय शिवाजी | Indra Jimi Jambhpar, Vadhav Suamb Par, Ravan Sadambh Par, Raghukul Raaj Hain. Paun Baari Baah Par, Santu Ratinaah Par, Jyon Sahasrabaar Par, Raam Dwijraaj Hain. Hridayaat Maauli, Rayates Saauli, Gad Kot Raauli ShivShankar Haa. Muktichi Mantranaa,Yuktichi Yantranaa, Gad Dusht Durjana Khalayantar Haan. Santaas Rakhshito Shatrunsi Khandato, Bhavand Bhaavna Sansthapito. Naisa Yuge Yuge Smaraneeya Sarvada, Maata Pita Sakha Shiv Bhupato. Daava Drumdand Par,Cheeta Mrugjhund Par, Bhushan Bitund Par, Jaise Mrugraaj Hain. Tej Tam Ans Par, Kaanha Jimi Kans Par, Tyon Malech Vans Par, Sher Shivraaj Hain. Jai Bhavani Jai Bhavani Jai Shivaji Jai Shivaji Jai Bhavani Jai Bhavani Jai Shivaji Jai Shivaji |
Saturday, August 29, 2009
The Blabber
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The Bad Day --- Gone!!!
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
(Oooh.. a holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
(yeah...)
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Marriages – Of Late!!!
Well, it’s my turn now to find the one. But how do I know the one; when I had seen people crushed down; married and separated;; things didn’t work because of in-laws; it was my husband’s best friend; didn’t find me good-looking enough to settle down, and "see-our-marriage-is-a-mistake--- A-Terrible-One"; “Your Parents! Don’t they have a life”?
Married in relations, but the in-laws are envious. Married in love, sis-in-law can’t get enough. Broken marriages; married YOU becoz I wanted to get back @ you; madly in love, live in relationships all come to an end within 3 months; Love can’t survive for more than 3 months; and then I also heard someone say Marriage and Love are two different things - FLIRT.
I see bad marriages all around me; the only ones that seem to work were done about 30 yrs ago; others are too short to talk about. The people pushing me into it; it’s not that they are not aware of broken marriages, emotions and the feelings, but they can’t promise things either --- things that are not supposed to happen; THEN why push me!
Things alter when one starts thinking about A spouse; even if it was the best friend; one starts anticipating things, one vows to read other’s minds. Always the wandering thought, will she do that for me? Does he think about me when at work? Does he understand my feelings; w/o saying a word? (Yes, I have read “Men are from Mars and Women From Venus” and its so true). Can he ever choose me over his friends? Why does he not share things? Does she believe in me? Why can’t he understand that I miss him? Why doesn’t she answer my call? etc; too many questions to answer.
Gosh!! Why do people even bother about being in relationships; when they know there is nothing giving? Why people tend to hurt themselves? Marrying high school crush, hope the lady is grown-up.
Not that I am against them or they are bad; its just that it hurts when u don’t see the differences coming. And then, the things about self-sufficiency and reliability. Everything is counted in terms of money and things "I-Do-For-U-And-U-Don’t" !
Ofcourse, I agree, its hard to commit to someone; how do you ever realize that this is the guy? Pity they don’t come with Tags on them. Just imagine, You go out; and see your name written on someone; just walk up and say “Where Have You Been? Was Looking all over the place”. Wouldn’t it be nice. No Nonsense, no fights, no differences; ITS ALL DONE. Only presume, there is no fault in the SHIPPING & LABELLING DEPARTMENT – Fingers Crossed.
I believe in friends, friendships like no other; and probably I will get lonely too, when all my friends are married/engaged; but I will not have to cry over something which was never my fault; though I will miss the “make-me-feel-wanted” or “the-precious-things-I-ever-had” feelings; the pampering. But I will not have to listen to “Do-Nothings” from someone I had hoped to love me for what I am.
I am aware, there is no solution to this, it happened before and will happen again, and keep recurring. Sad/Strange Are The Ways Of Life! But I don’t want to be hurt; is there a way out?
Thursday, June 11, 2009
The Cribbing Session
Finally the blog is a handy one; Dear Blog. This one completely devoted to the cribbing. Yes the cribbing. So until you feel you aren’t in for something like this; do not continue. And remember.. Its MY blog.
The buses; the not so done appointement; the class – Instructional Designing; the assignments; the stares and more to go.
The lady in the bus; or I shud say the d(eh)elicate d(uh)arling (with the aspirations), The CRUELLA….: D; Can’t even manage the slight jerk. Hey… if that’s so … why cant she fly; why bother the public transport; and Oh! the look “ Cant she stand Right” – only If I cud say “ u r right I cant! Can u pls do it for me”.
The Umbrella:
My umbrella gave up on me atlast.. I bought a new lavender…Looks Cool. ;)
Ya.. it is too sunny and I cant do w/o the umbrella .. “Tera kya jaata hain bhai .Tumhe toh nahi pakdaaya”.
And yes, so much for the public transport; I bet I can write chronicles of it.
The bus conductor; ages ago – it was the fifty paise.. now a rupee.. How come he never seems to have a rupee; when its my turn. – Always.
Then the Autowallahs – can’t say more “&%#$##^”.
The people at the institute; I fear the most; How come they know everything that I wasn’t ever aware off. They come up with the perfect plan to scare me; scare me more everyday and ya they do it with their impeccable smiling faces. It works!!!
The batch mates; they remind me of the fun I miss @ work... Poor Me!!!
And though after so many promises; I didn’t get to eat the panipuri yet.!!!!!!
Done for today! The rest will be covered some other day!
Have a good sleep now. ..:)
Monday, June 1, 2009
Another Forward Worth The Laugh !!!
It's the murder of English language. But Too Funny to miss... Read It!
The Leave Applications ;)
Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
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• This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
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• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
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• From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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• An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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• A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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• Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith.... "
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• Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."
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• Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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• Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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• A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Friday, May 29, 2009
My Date with The Chicken – Ofcourse Dead!
It’s been a long time, I have experimented; with all the mood swings and not-so-good happenings; I really know now, cooking is something which soothes me the most (Past the aroma therapy). As I always said to Aron; leave me in the kitchen the whole day and I will be the brighter soul. (Its been ages I spoke to U; whr r U?)
After the initial mix of spices; not-like-that deal; the never-ending 4 long hours of marinade; the chicken is out on the grill and me finishing my part of story or I say scrap blogging…: P and you reading….
HOPE IT TURNS OUT GOOD!!!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Heart Aches!
Few days ago; I was smiling; probably at everything. But now nothing hilarious, amusing makes me SMILE… sob sob!!!.. No, No I am not frowning either; so don’t worry about the wrinkles. But I am sad; sad for so many things that I don’t realize them anymore.
I am hurt; hurt in ways I didn’t know I could be. The bad kinda feeling you know you want to share but you know you never can, you want to cry your heart out but you know people around will never realize why! Lonely, even when out with friends; their cranky jokes; your heart aches a little when someone around you giggles, The ache grows stronger as u try to figure out why!; Nothing like this ever happened but heart still aches. Aches for something which is/ was never yours. Mixed bad sad feelings. Cant say a word about it to anyone; but you still know YOU want to share it with the world to lessen the pain but the thot kills you.
Someone to the rescue please!!!!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Mum - Beautiful ME !!!
She is the best known repository of creative ideas be it cooking; gardening, cleaning and mischief planning and Yes I cant miss out on her anger.
No matter how bad she cribs about dad still buying her sarees and stuff; that is what she likes. Now as I write.. I remember things I think Dad adores about her – Her confidence; her way of keeping things simple; the Do- Gooder; the Nutan Like look( Though he vows for Hema Malini.. :P); Her Support; I can go on and on and on… Luv U Mum; Promise! I will cut out the fights... thats too much… I will lessen them ; and I wont say anything about you cleaning things all the time .. Promise.!!!! . And I will tidy the room… :P
Mum, Can we go shopping together and eat that bhelpuri again… Miss U…
Pinky.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Of New Interests!!!
Finally, as I understand the “meaning” of “Oh! Handsome”; I can’t but just drool at Brad Pitt. And watching Ocean’s 11 tops it all... How the hell does this unkempt guy look so handsome...? He does look a bit like DEV ANAND… :)(My Blog, remember!) And then I wonder Mahesh Bhatt or the Abbas Mustan thingys coming up with a similar movie … Yucks!!! Imagine Danny – The Amitabh, The Rusty – Shah Rukh (More Yucks); Then Abhishek added to it, then the father-son movie... Oh its gets worse and worse… bar the details, but Hrithik and John wud be an added treat to the show.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Well.. Ages again! I don’t think ever do it without a nudge. Why do I always need someone prying to get the work done; Why!! Thick skinned yeah... That’s me! |
Well.. Ages again! I don’t think ever do it without a nudge. Why do I always need someone prying to get the work done; Why!! Thick skinned yeah... That’s me! |
Friends Over :)
The trio knew we needed a break. We longed for a vacation but as the “mom-dad thing” goes “no nightouts”. So we needed a place to chill out and not to be disturbed, GOSSIP is a FOCUSED thing. The closest we could get to is my place as my parents were on a road trip. The Day: Tuesday the 14. No Shopping done! My drivers were too busy with their road trip. Fridge – Not Stocked except for the 2 cucumbers and capsicum; Cant order! – Nothing close-by. Have to cook!!! Can’t let my friends starve! Has to be a veggie platter... Suhas cant eat meat and I am forced not to thrust-in anything which walked the earth!Poor Kalp; hates Capsicum, but no options available. So I come up with the following.. |
The Menu Of The Day : A Welcome Drink – Khus Sharbat (Green Colored). The Snack – Red & White Sandwiches (Brown Bread for the conscious ..: P) Starters – Crispy Potatoes (Chinese Style - Watever. They taste good) Salad One: Cucumber & Onions. Salad Two: Salsa -Topped with thick Yoghurt. Crispies - Papad. Bread Pizza Fried Garlic Rice Dessert: Had Ras-Malai on mind but we forgot to eat that. Besan Ka Laddu did it all. |
Thank you guyz for coming over. Would have spent more time if it wasn’t for the office. ..:)Happy that you guyz liked it. I love to cook for you guyz.. :) |
The Recipes: Red & White Sandwiches : The simplest one: (Makes 12) • Brown Bread – 9 Slices. • Tomato Ketchup – 2tbsp • Finely chopped coriander ½ tsp • Aniseed -1 tsp. • Butter as needed. White Spread – Butter (Home Made) Red Spread – Tomato Ketchup + Chopped Coriander + Ground AniSeed(Saunf) The Procedure: Lay the buttered Slice on the preparing surface. Top it up with another slice. Spread the ketchup mix. Top it up with the third slice. Save. Finish the same with the remaining slices. Be lavish with the spread. Top all the three sandwiches, cut off the edges and slice them diagonally. Refrigerate for about 15 mins (Do not over-do, dries them) and are ready to eat. (Done when Kalp was stuck in the Rally) |
Crispy Potatoes: Serves 5 • Potatoes – Medium sized (4) • Chilly Vinegar • Spices: Salt, Paprika. **Be creative with the spices. If they are available that is! • Corn Flour – 2 tbsp. • TOmato Ketchup – 2 tbsp. The Procedure: Boil the Potatoes. Deskin. Cut them into cubes/uneven pieces/wedges you enjoy to pick from. For the Marinade: Drizzle potatoes with vinegar, Paprika, Salt, Leave it for about 5-10 mins.Add ketchup.Sprinkle corn flour, and Deep fry. Serve with salsa dip or the evergreen the ketchup. |
Fried Garlic Rice: Serves 4 • Cooked Rice – 5 Cups • Onions – 2 Finely Chopped • Garlic – Finely Chopped 4 Tbsp • Ginger – Finely Chopped 4 Tbsp • Green Chillies – 4 Cut Length-Wise • Capsicum - Finely Chopped (As per availability) • Salt to Taste. The Procedure: Heat oil in a wok; add in the ginger, garlic, green chillies. Do not let the garlic burn. The rice would taste bitter. Add in the onion, finely chopped, and then the capsicum. Stir fry, as the onions turn translucent add in the rice, sprinkle salt. Stir. And you are done! P.S: I had to depend on garlic and ginger for the flavor. Sorry if you guys found it bland. But I couldn’t think of anything else to go with the other things on the menu. |
Bread Pizza: Serves 4 • Bread – 10 Slices (Cut Diagonally, Leave the edges on) • Tomatoes, Onions, Capsicum, Green Chillies – Finely Chopped. • Thick Cream • Semolina/Bread Crumbs (Powdered) For the Crunch. • Salt to taste. The Procedure: Mix the chopped veggies with cream. Add in the salt. Stir well. Add in the semolina. Spread the mixture on the diagonally sliced bread. Heat the pan, the bread side goes down first. Flip. Takes about 2-3 min to be done. The crunchy bread pizza is ready. I love the brown tinge on the bread. |
Salad One: • Cucumber – 1 • Onions – ½ • Vinegar 2 Tbsp • Salt, sugar to taste • Green Chilly – 1 The Procedure: Add the salt & sugar to the vinegar. Wait until the sugar dissolves. Add in the green Chillies. Slice the cucumber into thin ribbon like stripes, onion into very thin rings. Add the onions to the vinegar mixture, stir well and then the cucumber. Refrigerate. Drain before serving. **In the fridge, when Kalp was @ Balanagar. Salad 2: Finely chopped Tomatoes, Onions, Coriander, green chillies. Add Salt. Leave the mix for about 15 mins. Add chilled thick yoghurt before serving. |
That is All!! Hope you give it a try. |
Friday, April 10, 2009
Prunings Of A Morning Walker
Well.. Ages again! I don’t think ever do it without a nudge. Why do I always need someone prying to get the work done; Why!! Thick skinned yeah... That’s me! |
Monday, March 16, 2009
ME BACK !!!
I remember telling to a friend of mine... I don’t want to write anymore... I probably will delete what I wrote.. Just do not want to see myself up there...
Until Sudhir sent me this link. It’s nothing new, the thing I have known forever; for ages; but just seemed to miss it..
http://zenhabits.net/2009/03/passion-and-purpose-in-life/
Thanks Sudhir .. I needed it and its time.. Thank U.
Monday, February 16, 2009
The Wedding --- A Commotion
The shopping, the lunches, the jewellery.. The Haanji Haanji Bit, The glued smile.. NO No No more Please…
The D-Day -- Wot I thot .. Stay Close to her, make her smile… See how things actually happen in the mandap..
Ended Up – With Last minute shopping, tremulous in the traffic… wailing... Bad Me…
A tired looking face... and not a single picture in the whole of wedding..
Wherz the bride’s sister… Gone out to get the flowers, Is she now? No... out to get the anklets.. and now … Not Yet? the priest needs the dry fruits..
All gone in a jiffy…. Can it come back?? Ever??
ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL .. Thats the beautiful, cute couple ever! .. EVER!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
ME TAGGED!!
1. If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be?
• S*#@, How about hiring a HITMAN….
2. If you could have one dream come true, which one would it be.
• Let all my dreams come true… ;)
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
• Abhi No more Gussa on ANyone…. Except One… But not enough to kick her…
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
• Invest to earn another billion… Business U see...
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
• Nah, When I get to knw the person well ; I cannot be fooled any further.
6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
• Being Loved, Cost Effective too… Recession U See
7. How long would you wait for someone you love?
• It’s Time! HE better Come Along. Punishment can be too severe.
8. If the person you like is secretly attached, what would you do?
• Hmmm …. Secretly Attached… ME!!! Feel Good….;))
9. If you could root for one social cause which one would it be?
• Poverty
10. What takes you down the fastest?
• My Gluco Levels… :D
11. Change of quest..... What's your main Aim in life?
• Main Aim--- Life… ... I have plans only for the next 6 months...: D
12. What's your fear?
• Losing people I love.
13. What kind of person(s) do you think the person who tagged you is/are?
• Someone trying to make the world I LIVE IN a Happier place …. On Second thots… Vindictive, This is too big of a questionnaire to fill in.. I need to be ready for the next assault -- :D Love u Kalp…
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
• Nah… Change Options.. My world – Happily Ever After.
15. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
• Oh I overslept even today… :D
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
• Me.. In Love with 2 people.. SiMULTANEOUSLY, That does look confused as me, but nah I am not falling for it…
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
• Giving .. Sound easy, Wot if he is already cluttered?? I will decide then..
18. What's eating you now?
• THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
• In a relationship… Long Lasting one though..
Kalp! Thanks for the New Year Gift. I bet u will receive a better one next year….LOL (EVIL LAUGH)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Me – The One With The Specs
I remember when I had first eye check up back when I was in class VII, doc assured that there would be no spectacles for at least next 15 yrs. Coming to think of it... 15 yrs already gone by.
I have to get into doing something new, Something atleast ~!!!!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
CRUEL PEOPLE
We have the so called Laws for Protecting Animals, The street Dogs. But I am just so not aware about anything being said about old aged people. They are left to their own discretion. I cant believe I saw a son literally killing his father, and hell I couldnt do anyhting .. just becoauze the society norms - Their family. If it had been a child abuse,or the hunting for crows and pigs, But I had no clue who, to reach when this DASH for beating up his father or Rather He , The DASH killed him 3 weeks ago.